“I want to be the one you want. The one you need. Your reason for getting up in the morning, rushing breakfast and hurrying about to catch a bus and a train or even a fucking helicopter just to come and see me. I want to know that you are mine and mine only. I want that, just that one thing from you.”—(via poeticheartache) (via fishcanfly) (via paolochua)
Dahil sa nauuso nanamang muli ang Knock-Knock Jokes. Eto ang ilan sa mganapulot kong Knock-Knock Jokes mula sa mga kaibigan ko dito sa Elbi, pati na rin yung mga taong hindi ko kilala pero pinakinggan ko ang Knock-Knock nila habang naglalakad. Wee. Wag ng kumontra kung corny. :]
Ganito na lang ang scheme para tipid sa space.
Cashew Nut. Don’t tell me you’re sorry Cashew Nut. ~
Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom.
Come back to me.Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.
Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato.New York..kangkong, kangkong, greenwich, tomato. Now you’re in New York! New York!
Sinigang. Sinigaaang! Sandal ka lang. At wag mong pipigilan.~
Solusyon. Solusyon, sa Visayas, at sa Mindanao!
Civil War. Civil war ang tunay na mahirap. Civil war ang tunay na may malasakit.
Inday. Indaaaaaay will always love you.
Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne yooou forever. Deep inside my heart it’s yooou forever.
Ay Dyusko! Ay dyusko to say I love you, Ay dyusko to say how much I care.
Phone na Nokia. Phone na Nokia, di sinasadya. Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko.
Kamuning. Kamuning get me, get me, get me. Baby i’m yours. Kaamuning get me.
Russian Patay. Wise men say, only fools Russian, patay can’t help, fallin in love with you.
Terminal.Terminal..every now and then i get a little bit lonely..
Alfred. Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly..
Bumili ng bagong folding bed. Bumili ng bagong folding bed (mad at you).
Pikachu. No, I don’t wanna go to bed (pikachu).
Fire, apoy. If fire apoy, I think I could understand.
River boat. River boat young when I first saw you. I close my eyes.
Lady Gaga. Kung Lady Gaga ka.. sa piling ng iba..
Para, Mamang Taxi.I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me. Para, mamang taxi.
Nido Gatas. I Nido boo, gatas see you boo.. and the hearts all over the world tonight. said the hearts all over the world tonight.
I-autoload mo ako. How much? Magkano?Nothing’s gonna change my love for you, i-autoload mo ko. how much? magkano?
Soon to Open: Pan de Manila. Uno, dos, tres, soon to open Pan de Manila.
This is usually just a stage for the newbies, flooding the dashboards with graphics from months ago. Sometimes its nice to see lovely things on your dash, but we’d love to see a bit of originality from your posts. But hey, have patience my dears, they will figure it out soon enough ;;)
Dont we hate these? “Follow me and ill follow you back!” Ugh shut up.
They follow, and in a span of 1-3 days that you dont follow back, they will unfollow you. Follow tumblogs for content, not because you were obliged to do so. I mean srsly.
“Oh that photo! Wasnt that on Flickr?” Yes this. A healthy dose of these wouldn’t be bad for your dashboards, i keep em around to keep my creativity up. Inspiring isnt a sin, but dont forget, NOT photolinking could get you set on a heavy toll.
“IM SO SAD IM FUCKING SUICIDAL” Take a chill pill honey, its not the end of the world yet.
Anonymous or not, these are the tumblogs that either make us say “Oh yes i fell your pain.” or “Oh my gosh wouldn’t it be better for everyone if you would just ACTUALLY kill yourself?!”
“Oh my you know her IRL? LOVE HER!” Face it. These are the gods and goddesses of what we like to call TUMBLR FAMOUS. Follow them or not, you still see their works on your dashboards (Plus you have to admit you DO follow em)
The photographer. The doodler. The graphic artist. Take your pic. But remember, art has its limit, be original, putting white text on a fancy photo doesnt make you deep*im such a fucking plagiarist*, not crediting other people is equivalent to social suicide on Tumblr, especially when you had somene tumblr famous to catch you in the act. (Hrhrhr im not saying anything)
PEOPLE WHO TAKE OFF THE CREDIT AND UPLOAD IT ON FACEBOOK GTFO.
“The blogger” how original. No but seriously, these are THE BEST. Famous or not, these are the real people, the mixture of most of the things mentioned above. You may hate, love, whatever. You’re real. And thats as good as it gets ;;)